A visit from St Nick

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The whole KA crew were gathered cozily there
Reading through the latest released issue with care;
Then they all felt drowsy and got ready for bed,
While visions of penises danced in their heads;

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How to avoid the shift

While we have had a plethora (read: three) of female contributors in our time, Knight’s Atari has been subject to some scrutiny in the past on the matter of our “female-friendliness”.

With this in mind, today’s article is written by a new columnist who identifies as a cis, straight, under-weight, third-wave feminist who reviles the patriarchy but still likes the D.

How to avoid the shift¹

Whether you’ve got a handsome beau waiting for you at home, are saving your lips for marriage, or just aren’t keen on contracting any of the numerous respiratory infections that are spread through saliva, the situation may arise at some stage during your years of courtship that you may not actually be up for the shift on a night out.

Fear not, for Knight’s Atari are here to share a few nuggets of wisdom we’ve gained from many years of not getting some.